Description:
Business Walrus is a stupidly fun party game where friends compete to invent products and win billions of dollars from the world’s wealthiest, most powerful investor: the Business Walrus. It’s so simple that even a baby could probably play, and babies are the dumbest people in the world. However, babies should not play the game because there are cuss words.
LAUGH SO HARD THAT YOU GET SICK: Contains 500 hilarious and endlessly replayable cards, providing you and your friends with infinite opportunities to laugh with such force and frequency that it overwhelms your biological functions, leaving you jaundiced and shivering on the floor.
NOT FOR CHILDREN: We made this game 17+ to teach kids the valuable lesson that just because something has a cute cartoon animal on it doesn’t mean it’s theirs to put their sticky hands all over.
FROM THE WRITERS OF CLICKHOLE: Business Walrus was created by the team behind ClickHole.com, the internet’s most powerful and beloved website. A must-play for fans of ClickHole’s hot viral trash.
THE ONLY CARD GAME THAT SHOWS YOU A PICTURE OF A STINGRAY IN LINGERIE: Amazing!
WE’RE PRETTY SURE A RAT WON’T POP OUT OF THE GAME AND BITE YOU: No promises, though.
